An ancient sage once said, "Only if Plato's beard is sufficiently tough, and tangled by many entities, can it be worth our while to use Ockham's razor." That sounds like a bunch of hogwash to us, but our distinct blend of mango butter, jojoba oil, and sweet almond oil will make sure your beard never gets as gross as some dead philosopher's whiskers.
At Wolfman Whiskers, we’re on quest to make the best beard balm for men! We live by one motto: Don’t let the beard get weird. Our small-batch, handcrafted beard balms are made with mango and shea butter, along with Vitamin E-rich oils like coconut, jojoba, argan, and sweet almond oil to condition, moisturize, and strengthen your beard. Wolfman Whiskers beard balms also have plenty of beeswax for amazing hold so those well-kept whiskers look dapper.
If you're a fellow wolfman *or* know a wolfman with a beard that could use a little TLC, give our handcrafted beard balm a try. Our beard balms make great Father's Day gifts for the beardsman in your life.
Directions: Remove a sample of beard balm from the jar. Rub it into your hands. Apply to your beard, massaging the balm deep into your facial hair and skin. Style beard accordingly, you're gonna be a genius anyway.